Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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