i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Randomize
