Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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