i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
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