don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
