I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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