we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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