I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
i now understand why vodka
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Randomize