Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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