Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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