He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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