Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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