i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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