is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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