I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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