he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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