what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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