at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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