I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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