For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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