Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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