doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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