every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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