"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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