I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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