too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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