We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I think my nap took me to another dimension
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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