just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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