Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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