Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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