you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
