She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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