My brain says no but my pants say off.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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