I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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