whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
worst night to have a conscience
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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