I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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