As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
wanna go halves on a baby?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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