Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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