imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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