Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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