how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
