Kiss
Puke
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I touched a dick in church today
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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