I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Randomize