i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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