it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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