They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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