Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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