I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Randomize
