when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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