At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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