life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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