The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
